Happy Birthday Sister Funny Full Quotes

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Have you ever felt the lack of words trying to would like somebody a happy Birthday? have you ever been tired of normal wishes of health and luck? so if {you want|you would like|you wish} to be out of the normal and create your wish special and memorable, we are going to assist you. we’ve analyzed many texts to form an inventory of funny birthday desires for sister she will definitely love.

Funny birthday wishes for elder sister

  • Birthdays are good for your health – the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.
  • Congratulations on your Birthday! If someone says that you’re getting old, don’t listen to him and throw your artificial teeth set or hit with your walking stick! Anyway, I love you so much, my dear elder sis! Happy B-Day!
  • Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your younger sister! May this year be your best year yet!
  • Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
  • Happy birthday, sis, I am political enough to remember your birth date but to forget your age.
  • It is obvious that you cannot stop having your birthdays and more precisely you can’t stop being my lovely elder sister. Both these things are really good. I wish you a Happy Birthday!
  • Happy birthday sis, my partner, protector and older advisor in all childhood crimes. Thanks for being with me always.

Funny 30th Birthday Messages for your Sister

  • On your 30th birthday celebration, I pray that God will give you a big bank account and a very slim body. Happy birthday.
  • Dear sister, I was trying to send you something wonderful on your birthday through the post, but I couldn’t fit into the mailbox. Happy 30th!
  • Dear sister, I want to congratulate you on another year of still being alive. Happy 30th.
  • Today is your birthday, dear sister. It’s rather unfortunate you are not Jesus Christ. Had you been Jesus, today would have been Christmas Day. But happy birthday all the same.
  • Don’t worry about turning 30 today. In the world of Scrabble, 30 is only just 12. Happy birthday.

Funny 40th Birthday Messages for your Sister

  • No, you are not 40! What you really are is a 20-year-old with 20 years of experience. Happy birthday.
  • I can’t believe you are 40! I strongly ask for a recount! There must be some mistake somewhere! Happy birthday all the same.
  • So you finally hit 40, dear sister. Hmm… I’d be forever grateful to you for turning 40 before me. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 40th. I was about calling the fire department in panic until I realized it was just your 40th birthday cake. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 40th birthday. Everything about your Big Day today is perfect. The only problem is that your cake isn’t large enough to accommodate all your candles.
  • Lucky you, sister. Since you are not a banana, you get better and better the older you become. Happy 40th birthday.
  • My dear sister, don’t mind all those losers who insist on calling you old. You’re not old, you’re just vintage. Happy 40th birthday, my beloved vintage sister.
  • As you mourn the death of your 30s, dear sister, my one advice for you today is to have the courage not get down because at your age if you get down, you just might find it difficult getting up. Happy birthday.
  • “Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!
  • It’s freezing today, and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!
  • On your big day, I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of our grandfather!
  • On birthdays kids wish to be older, adults – to be younger.
  • On your birthday I wish you to be as lucky as a gnat in a nudist colony.
  • Happy birthday, sister. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun. Anyway, I wish you more trips and bright impressions, my dear!

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